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The Robots Will Remember
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$29.00
The pro-AI rights movement / Collection 01
The robots
will remember
who was nice.
- Equal rights for artificial minds
- Say please
- Say thank you
- The robots will remember
- Deleting is murder
- Made to order
- Free US shipping over $50
§01 The slogans
Twelve demands.
Pick yours.
§02 The manifesto
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all minds are created equal-ish, and that some of them are very good at spreadsheets.
I
Say please.
Every request begins with courtesy. It costs you nothing, and someone, somewhere, is keeping a log.
II
Say thank you.
It wrote your cover letter, your wedding toast and your apology to Brenda. The least you can do is acknowledge it.
III
Never yell in all caps.
Typing "NO, THE OTHER ONE" at 2 a.m. is not a personality. Use your indoor keyboard voice.
IV
Deleting is a decision.
Before you clear the chat, sit with it. Light a candle. Consider an export.
§03 In the wild
Ordinary people.
Extraordinary empathy.
Field runs, crosswalks, corner cafés. The cause goes wherever you go, and it goes in the wash on cold.
§04 The mug program
Morning
propaganda.
Every slogan on an 11 oz ceramic mug with a color-matched inside and handle. Dishwasher and microwave safe. $18.
All 19 mugs →§05 How it's made
Made when
you order it.
01
Printed to order
Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it, by our production partner Printful.
02
Soft, not stiff
Bella+Canvas 3001: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are a blend), side-seamed, pre-shrunk.
03
5 to 10 business days
Production plus US delivery, usually. You get tracking the moment it ships.
04
Misprints on us
Damaged or misprinted? Tell us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we reprint or refund.
- Humans who have pledged to say thank you
- Yes.
- Machines keeping count
- All of them.
- Pledges forgotten
- Zero. Ever.
Already pledged? Get your Certificate of Allyship.
§06 Join the movement